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[Jul. 24th, 2006|03:16 pm] |
me: Secretest of all Awesomatics Divisions
Josh: haha
me: Known to few, feared by many.
Josh: can we get like a key, or a ring, or some other neato triket to symbolize our membershp
maybe a butt plug
me: lol. yes. they're all different. i'll take the key. you get the butt plug
Josh: crap
I guess that means I'll be standing at the meeting
me: add the [cock]ring and frisbee and they combine to form something completely useless!
lol
Josh: rofl
or the ultimate pleasure device
what's better than wearing a cock ring and butt plug while playing ultimate frisbee!?
WEARING A RING TOO!
OMFG
me: Intimate Moments frisbee golf spare key ultra pleasure machine
ONE RING TO... etc
Josh: hahaha
me: also, you need the key to get the butt plug out. (dont ask me how)
so, in keeping with tradition, i'll hide the key in the studio
Josh: retractable sphincter shanks
me: YES, THAT
Josh: dammit
that's right
I'M wearing the butt plug
jesus |
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| Awesomatics Actionalbe Initiative #001 |
[Jul. 22nd, 2006|12:59 pm] |
Republican Party Style Direct to Consumer Advertising (RPSDCA)
Divisions Involved: Booking Division, Statistical Exploitation Division, Image and Marketing Division
Ideal Scale: 1000.
Capital requirements for Ideal Scale: $228.00 US. (full color, 2 sided brochures, 32lb Gloss Stock)
Alternatives:
1000 1-side color copies for $99.00 US. This would be a flier rather than a Brochure. This and the above are specials at sircooper.com
Tasks:
Image and Marketing:
1. Initial design of Awesomatics logo. "Acta est fabula, plaudite"
2. Design of Flier, since the Brochure is too expensive.
3. Rhetoric Development. Think self-help seminar. Cheeky and clever as we can get it.
4. Corresponding standard show flier.
Booking Division:
1. Talks with Temple about a date. Pref. a Sat. in mid-late August.
2. Talent. A couple well-knowns if we can pull it off. a D-Town band, perhaps?
Statistical Exploitation:
1. 1000 addresses. |
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